Twitterings of the Day

• 17:49 Pandora Chanukah station playing, candles lit, wrapping gifts. Chag sameach, my friends! #
• 19:19 Me: Are zombies festive? @tutordennis: Only if you put tinsel on them. #
• 23:41 Upon reflection, I think this was the best Dickens in years. :D #

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T is for Tentacles

Today is 22 December, also known as Cephalopodmas. Have a Gibbous Cephalopodmas from Cephalopod Tea Party, and may it be filled with terror and tentacles! You might want to get your special squamate something fetid.

On the thirteenth day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to me
Thirteen Hapalochlaena,
Twelve ink sacs squirting,
Eleven Architeuthis,
Ten ammonites,
Nine tentacles strangling,
Vampyroteuthis infernalis,
Seven photophores a-flashing,
Six arms a-flaying,
Grim-pote-u-thiiiiis,
Four snapping beaks,
Three suckers,
Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis heteropsis.