A Secret History

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• 16:33 I feel your teeth marks on my bones. #
• 18:16 Nice workout today. Now running @steamteam errands. #
• 19:26 Awkward Family Photos, horrible little doggie edition: awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/06/11/byolwd/ (well met, @awkwardfamily) #
• 19:41 @shoutingboy: "It eats you starting with your bottom." bit.ly/XL2LD #
• 19:52 "Language is a skin: I rub my language against the other. It is as if I had words instead of fingers, or fingers at the tip of my words." #

• 09:18 On the Wunderkammer, @TotusMel finds the slightly odd, the darkly beautiful, the elegant and steamy pieces of goodness: ow.ly/9kLt #
• 09:27 Worm Therapy uses hookworms and tapeworms to modulate Crohn's disease/immune system disorders: ow.ly/9kUu (via @boingboing) #
• 09:30 Artist Kate Street blends the fanciful with the macabre: www.katestreet.co.uk/ #
• 11:26 RT @blakespot: 15 words you won't believe they added to the dictionary is.gd/Fjm6 #
• 12:25 “Those who bear equally the burdens of government should equally participate in the benefits.” ~Thomas Jefferson (via @rumhud) #rejectprop8 #
• 12:33 Off for a jaunt with Hoi Didymoi. #
• 14:53 ♫ In the storm you are my destination; in the port you are my storm. ♫ ow.ly/9mOh #
• 15:29 @maggiekb1: At @makerfaire, stop by the Carnivale Mechanique-Steam Team (@steamteam) area and say hello! #
• 15:41 Via @iliketheparkway: Please fill out the 5-min. survey RE: a future Parkway (Speakeasy) Theater in Oakland www.iliketheparkway.com/ #
• 15:47 Visit @CourageCampaign to sign pledge, fwd new "Fidelity" vid to your friends: www.couragecampaign.org/page/s/1million/ #rejectprop8 #
• 18:31 Noodle bowls and amusing Muzak with @tutordennis. #
• 19:16 Join @toyalliance and help save handmade toys, apparel, and accessories from the CPSIA: www.handmadetoyalliance.org/ #
• 21:19 Topsy: A Fresh Search Index Powered by the Social Web - ow.ly/9nF3 #
• 21:24 Also try searching for any topic on Topsy; for example, "steampunk" topsy.com/search?q=steampunk #
• 21:29 Your Worst Fears Come Alive with Morbid Crochet Art (via @inventorspot) ow.ly/9nGr #
• 21:34 Eureka! Submit your work to the Invention Gallery on @inventorspot: ow.ly/9nGL #
• 21:49 Luna Parc is a perpetual work-in-progress environmental sculpture park (miniatures, anatomy, insects, workshops, etc.) ow.ly/9nIT #
• 21:56 @cosmos_moon: Glad to help via the @steamteam Twitter! Can't wait to see your new work. #
• 22:09 RT @LostZombies: Writing contest for a signed copy of "Breathers" (prompt: In the event that I am bitten by a zombie...) bit.ly/dZqGr #
• 22:11 RT @BoingBoing: Zombie haiku contest - best entry wins the game of Plants vs. Zombies tinyurl.com/qeyda4 #
• 22:16 Horse dentures free to a good home: seattle.craigslist.org/see/zip/1189912697.html (via @Qnonymous) #
• 22:21 Video of @makerfaire prototype sculpture, knit w/surgical tubing and filled w/ colored liquids (via @craft): vimeo.com/3599345 #
• 23:03 Have you checked your listing on @Twellow, the Twitter Yellow Pages? Here's mine: ow.ly/9nS7 #
• 23:39 County of San Mateo declares 30-31 May "Maker's Weekend" in celebration of @makerfaire: ow.ly/9nVt #
• 00:33 RT @CurioCabinet: The @CurioCabinet page on @Twellow, the Twitter Yellow Pages: www.twellow.com/user/CurioCabinet (register yours!) #
• 00:33 RT @steamteam: The @steamteam page on @Twellow, the Twitter Yellow Pages: ow.ly/9nUr (register yours!) #
• 01:10 Entranced by the Indo-Malayan mimic octopus, et al: cephalopodteaparty.blogspot.com/ #

• 10:05 RT @CurioCabinet: Take a second to help out @CurioCabinet! Vote for us on Twibs at tinyurl.com/cyffh7 (Please RT) #
• 12:25 Out for a sunny jog with Hoi Didymoi. We must have applied a gallon of sunscreen between us. #
• 15:17 Free Maker Faire admission to qualified teachers (only 500 tix avail): makerfaire.com/education #
• 16:07 One touch of nature makes the whole world kin... Top Ten Shakespeare Quotations for Earth Day: tinyurl.com/ASCEarthDay #
• 16:17 From TV bromances to political man crushes, male bisexuality has gone mainstream: tinyurl.com/Bromances (hehe: "bromances") #
• 22:06 I am an expert dishwasher-loader...I have a process. Also, I have kung-fu and @tutordennis snuggles and potstickers. #
• 02:45 Aha! To-do list done, with 15 minutes to spare. 3A is a perfectly good bedtime, just as 3 in. is a very good height indeed. </caterpillar> #

• 11:54 Greatly enjoyed playing w/ Mr. Smokey McButtons last night. Such a sweet ratty! Also met Jabba the frog and James Brown the fancy goldfish. #
• 11:57 @teawiththecheat: In what strange alternate universe are you supposedly fat, my dear? :D #
• 14:18 SF Zombie Swarm and after-party tonight! www.sfzombieswarm.com/ #
• 14:24 RT @zombiemobstar: We shall dine on BRAAAAINS. #zombiemob #
• 14:32 @the_end_is_nigh: Mazel tov on the new job! In what field are you working? #
• 15:04 RT @paynesgrey: I'm really starting to appreciate the whole 'spanked them all soundly and sent them to bed' part of the nursery rhyme. #
• 20:10 @geofollow San Mateo, California 94401 #steampunk #artists #neovictorian #
• 20:33 I have four new chairs, but have been forbidden from decoupaging them with cricket anatomy. *humph* #
• 20:40 Thy letters have transported me beyond / This ignorant present, and I feel now / The future in the instant. (Macbeth, Act I, Scene 5) #
• 21:36 Kagaba natives in Colombia preferred [the] missionary [position] because of the stability it offers; they believed... #
• 21:36 ...that if the woman moved during intercourse, the earth would slip off the shoulders of the four giants who held it up above the waters. #
• 22:11 The Cashinahua[s] use the missionary position to stay stable when they have sex in a forest stream to avoid insect bites. ☆themoreyouknow☆ #
• 22:20 Facing rampant Ambulothanatophobia! #
• 23:17 Watching "Sweeney Todd: the Demon Barber of Fleet Street" in Korean. #
• 00:28 Changed my Tumblr layout. The Treacle Well: nullalux.tumblr.com/ #
• 00:51 @dangerpudding: I'm so sorry. We'll be thinking of you, sweetie. *hugs* #
• 00:54 @the_end_is_nigh: Oh, fun! I used to be a barista, and now I'm a total coffee snob; it's dreadful. #
• 01:16 Burmese for dinner tonight. The cuisine, not the feline. #
• 02:53 Classics of Steampunk on Flashlight Worthy: handpicked book recommendations tinyurl.com/SteamBookList #

• 09:02 Sipping tea and getting an Etsy order ready to ship. #
• 09:08 RT @karenbynight: Also, musing on starting twitter-like site, kvetch.com. [ETA: Capital idea, but we'd also need kvell.com, just for squees] #
• 10:07 Take a second to help out @nullalux! Vote for them on Twibs at tinyurl.com/c7fxaw #
• 10:12 Help @ZKitten get to @makerfaire '09! Check out her sales and Etsy shops: tinyurl.com/d76268 #
• 10:24 RT @vegan_nation: @stephenfry to speak out against the seal hunt barbarism while he is enjoying his nature film tour! #sealhunt09 #
• 11:37 @the_moonchild: Thank you for the shout-out, my sweet! Also, I love your Twitter page background photo. Whence? #
• 15:37 This shaking keeps me steady. I should know. / What falls away is always. And is near. (T. Roethke: "The Waking," 1953) #
• 19:53 More Watchmen, this time with @artmonstergirl and @shoutingboy. I'm a glutton. #

• 10:08 My ibuprofen + Valium ≠ the Percocet prescribed by my MD. In related news, Kaiser pharmacies = completely dotty for losing my refill. Again. #
• 10:12 "You know, you could put a gun on that." "Then where would I keep my pencil?" #
• 10:40 NIMBY, the largest do-it-yourself industrial art space in the Bay Area, is back! That calls for a party: www.nimbyspace.org/?p=425 #
• 10:55 Cryptozoological sculptor Alex CF made new infant lycanthrope dissection kit on commission for Swiss magician: alexcf.com/blog/?p=193 #
• 11:34 @TotusMel: Your tatting Instructable looks fantastic! Added to Steam Team blog: tinyurl.com/TattingInstruct #
• 11:40 Twibs, the list of businesses on Twitter, will now import your Etsy inventory: tinyurl.com/c7fxaw #
• 13:17 #MrTweet: I recommend @steamteam because they post updates from the Etsy team of steampunk makers, mad scientists & unnatural historians. #
• 13:24 @shoutingboy: Congrats on the new toy! Can I take it apart and tinker with the insides? :D #
• 16:03 Quietly munificent with lovingly evasive thoughts about gleefully transient songs. [Twitter Status Generator: tinyurl.com/twitstatus] #
• 16:40 #MrTweet: I recommend @Steampunksp because their site is an invaluable resource for the [ahem] Portuguese-speaking steampunk community. #
• 17:23 Spencer's secret Valentine's Day present for @tutordennis arrived! *wiggle* #
• 17:58 @katealaurel: RE: λόγος: Does logos pr0n help? Text NSFW! tinyurl.com/bpfger #
• 18:06 #MrTweet: I recommend @mykeamend because his art is stunning and exquisitely-detailed. He is a fellow of Miskatonic yet eclectic tastes. #
• 20:43 Twice I've been called to my window by rat-a-tat-tat, only to find an insistent series of raindrops tempting me to look out upon the world. #
• 01:50 @emmiepie: We went to a farmers' market where the corn at this one booth was *ahem* occupied. The sign read: Worms only like the best corn. #
• 02:13 @amber_benson: The Globetrotters are all fine and good, but Scooby Doo Meets Jonathan Winters? Gold. tinyurl.com/J-WinFTW #