Apparently, I'm drowning my sorrows by drinking Black Russians and answering 392 questions about sex.
Now wait just a minute. I'm okay with the lovin' of the self, and being shameful doesn't strike me as a positive thing, but the the other results read oddly. By the "Straightness" score, they don't mean "you are 1.8% straight," they mean, "you are 1.8% pure regarding your interactions with the opposite sex." Likewise with "Gayness," but regarding the same sex. And please note that I am not "70.8% Fucking Sick," but am "70.8% pure regarding topics deemed as "sick" (and most of them were, in fact, what I would consider, if not sick, definitely "no, thanks" topics). The other thing that seems off is the "Sex Drive" score; I think answering the questions with my youthful group of we-all-love-each-other friends in mind skewed it a bit. I don't actually think I have an above-average libido. Okay, I think I've gotten this out of my system. Moving on...
Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
Category | Your Score | Average |
Self-Lovin' | 45% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself | 65.1% |
Shamelessness | 64.3% It takes a couple of drinks | 79.4% |
Sex Drive | 39.5% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'! | 77.7% |
Straightness | 1.8% Knows the other body type like a map | 44.9% |
Gayness | 21.4% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame | 83.7% |
Fucking Sick | 70.8% Dipped into depravity | 90% |
You are 41.94% pure. Average Score: 72.7%. | ||
Now wait just a minute. I'm okay with the lovin' of the self, and being shameful doesn't strike me as a positive thing, but the the other results read oddly. By the "Straightness" score, they don't mean "you are 1.8% straight," they mean, "you are 1.8% pure regarding your interactions with the opposite sex." Likewise with "Gayness," but regarding the same sex. And please note that I am not "70.8% Fucking Sick," but am "70.8% pure regarding topics deemed as "sick" (and most of them were, in fact, what I would consider, if not sick, definitely "no, thanks" topics). The other thing that seems off is the "Sex Drive" score; I think answering the questions with my youthful group of we-all-love-each-other friends in mind skewed it a bit. I don't actually think I have an above-average libido. Okay, I think I've gotten this out of my system. Moving on...
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