LJ: better than bus stop poetry

[nullalux]

Thank you, curieuse: Take any 5 sentences from the first 15 entries found at http://www.livejournal.com/stats/latest.bml. String these sentences together in any order to create a narrative. Do NOT identify the progenitors or contexts of the original posts. No modification of grammar or punctuation is allowed. Post the result in your own journal for all to see. [I couldn't really do a narrative this time; everything seemed to lend itself to poetry (nonsensical, at that). Perhaps I'll try for narrative later.]

subjects are pointless ill make you cry and kiss me bloody. 9. Jestures of the articulators. Tounge, hart, non moving parts of the sate just exicted me for Rent. i need to talk to God. as gay as that sounds. Si no escuchas Miss Kittin; no eres COOL xD im a bloody genious

I love the spelling and mechanical problems. So perfect.