
Today is 22 December, also known as
Cephalopodmas. Have a Gibbous Cephalopodmas from
Cephalopod Tea Party, and may it be filled with terror and tentacles! You might want to get your special squamate
something fetid.
On the thirteenth day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to me
Thirteen Hapalochlaena,
Twelve ink sacs squirting,
Eleven Architeuthis,
Ten ammonites,
Nine tentacles strangling,
Vampyroteuthis infernalis,
Seven photophores a-flashing,
Six arms a-flaying,
Grim-pote-u-thiiiiis,
Four snapping beaks,
Three suckers,
Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis heteropsis.