Someone please put him out of -my- misery.

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We give our geriatric bunny Sam pureed squash twice daily. This results in amusing comments such as, "Did you squash Sam yet?" Also: "I took great pleasure in squashing Sam this morning," "Sam has been thoroughly squashed tonight," or "Sam needs to be squashed right away." The other day, Geo left Dennis the following note: "Sam's out of his gourd; please squash him."

I love threetimes. He's yummy and funny.

Do you know my ABCs? From curieuse:

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

A - Age: 29
B - Bands listening to right now: Connect the Dots show on KSCU; indie
C - Career of the future: Perpetual student/law
D - Dad's Name: Lance Byron
E - Ethnic Background: Filipina/German
F - Favorite song at the moment: Mary Lou Lord-Beeswing
G - Great escape: Reading
H - Hometown: N/A
I- Instrument: iPod, baby!
J - Job Title: Teacher
K - Kids: Yes, but not yet.
L - Last person you talked to on the phone: threetimes
M - Mom's Name: Angelene Ann
N - Number of Siblings: two little sisters, Ashley (19) and Willow (13)
O - Oldest Sibling: Me.
P - Phobia[s]/Fear[s]: Large bodies of water, sharks (love to swim, though!)
Q - Favorite Quote: zdateite allo ti a ev hois zdomen (You seek a different world than that in which we live). ~Thucydides
S - Song you sang last: Bright Eyes-Bowl of Oranges
T - Time you wake up: 6:30A
U - Unknown fact about me: I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
V - Vegetable you Hate: Okra
W - Worst Habit: Being late
X - X-rays you've had: Ribs, torso, left hand, head
Y - Yummy Food: Gourmet Vegan
Z - Zodiac Sign: Capricorn (but I don't care)

Now you know my ABC's, won't you fill them out about yourself for me?