Cheap as chips...

[nullalux]

UrbanDictionary is generally lame, but I did this meme in solidarity with iterum, who's stuck in g-dless Ohio due to flight cancellations.

Go to urbandictionary.com. Type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you.

1) Your name?
2) Your age?
3) One of your friends?
4) What should you be doing?
5) Favorite color?
6) Birthplace?
7) Month of your birthday?
8) Last person you talked to?
9) One of your nicknames?

1) A code word for alcohol or Ecstasy.
"Emily made my pupils so HUGE!"

2) A code-word for weed that can be used anywhere without anyone knowing what you're actually talking about. It's an evolution of the 1337 spelling for weed - 'w33d' The 33 was then taken from the middle of the word and is used on its own. Comes straight out of Caterham! Brap brap!
"Dude, are we gonna get 33 for this weekend?"

3) A hottie.
"Whoa, did you see that lydia?"

4) Taking too much time to hit an L or joint, hitting it too many times/holding it for too long.
"Yo man, pass the L. You're sleeping on it."

5) A plant used throughout history as a secret code to represent same-sex love, especially lesbianism. In ancient Greece, the poet Sappho wrote poetry describing herself and her lover wearing tiaras of violets. Violets were worn in 16th century England by men and women who did not plan to marry.
"Marlene Dietrich was well known to pursue the women she wanted to seduce with bunches of violets."

6) The State Capital of the Philippines.
"I went to Manila this summer and it is very humid there."

7) The month in which the hottest women are born.
"That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December."

8) The onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.
"I could recognize that dennis a mile away."

9) A northern Irish female townie. The name originates from working class girls who worked in the old mills.
"That milly is as cheap as chips!"

In sum, most random words can be used as code to refer to a) drugs, b) sex, or c) drugs and sex.

Comments

[slyviolet.livejournal.com]

"Marlene Dietrich was well known to pursue the women she wanted to seduce with bunches of violets."

I cut straight to the chase, and pursue the women I wish to seduce with just one. Saves me a lot of time and florist bills.